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dear crayon's guestbook, oh hi. there you are. i've been looking all over for you. THAT IS A LIE. i've known where you were all along, but i was just pretending i didn't see you so that you'd get all nervous and wonder if i was checking out some other guestbook's ass. it's all for show, dear guestbook, all for show. i can't promise i'll never do it again, though, because i like to see you squirm. because i'm the devil. THAT IS A LIE, ALSO. i am not the devil. kristi is. (another lie, but you can see right through me, i know.) now all my dreams of going to sleep while it's still dark out are shot to hell, as it's no longer dark out. damn. right. so, now i will go read some, probably, and fall asleep, and then wake up WHENEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE. because i have the day off. tell crayon that if he were a biscuit, i'd become a biscuit lover LIKE THAT. (snap your fingers, for effect.) and now, goodnight. love and lightposts, the notorious v.a.l.
from val
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6:39 am - Wednesday,July 18, 2001
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dear crayon's guestbook, good day to you. so i woke up this morning, around 8:30 or so, and it was raining. i smiled, fell back to sleep. beautiful. tell crayon that i don't know how to skateboard. but that i am ok with that. and also, ALSO, that if i had a boat, i'd go out on the ocean. maybe i SHOULDN'T try to talk to guestbooks when i've just woken up, because maybe i DON'T make any sense. ah, but crayon understands, as do you, guestbook. right. ok, i go now to work. it will be work-like. obviously. love and employment, val
from val
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3:00 pm - Tuesday,July 17, 2001
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I love your diary. It makes me wish that I had a very sweet boy like you to send me e-mails and think sweet things about me! You are the best :)
from Savannah
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11:23 am - Tuesday,July 17, 2001
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dear crayon's guestbook, hi. oh, so even jacque is signing you now? damn baby, you get around. DAMN. so yeah. tell crayon that i say hi, hello, and everything. and such. love and nothing else to say, val
from val
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2:57 am - Tuesday,July 17, 2001
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hi crayon. nice to meet you. val has told me lots of wonderful things about you--you should know that you are often the topic of our conversations. why? well, because you're just so swell. happy day to you. bye.
from jacque
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9:19 pm - Monday,July 16, 2001
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I want to see a picture of crayon.
from I
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6:28 pm - Monday,July 16, 2001
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long time no write. i'm dropping a line here to say hello. are you doing well? let me know. the weather outside is beautiful and i'd love to be lying in a hammock..swinging in the breeze
from bArb
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6:09 pm - Monday,July 16, 2001
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dear crayon's guestbook, good EVENING. and just who are these people signing your guestbook now, eh? oh, just someone from work? someone you met at a party? just a friend? i've heard that one before. AND I DON'T BELIEVE IT. please tell crayon i hope he's having fun at chuck e cheese, etc. and such. oh and also, today i saw the bus again. you know, putting the sin back in . . . yeah. and i fell down again, people started yelling, etc. it's so fun, though, i might just have to do it everyday. ONLY NOT, BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY FALL DOWN. thanks for introducing yourself to kristi, and by the way, did you get any candy? can i have some? love and lemonheads, val
from val
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0:50 am - Monday,July 16, 2001
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i am very, very, jealous of you... you are a lucky guy, don't you forget that.
from me
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0:37 am - Monday,July 16, 2001
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I am curious as to who val is too! :)
from Christi
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11:55 am - Sunday,July 15, 2001
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